If T-Pain’s circus buffoonery wasn’t enough, how about him coming at Jigga to tickle your fancy? It has been revealed via Fabolous’ twitter that Mr. Pain was taking shots at Jay’s (old) age. It might be Jay’s “DOA” track that got the ball rolling, but sorry T-Pain, if your’re not Nas, then don’t try your luck.
In this matchup there’s no contest.
Winner: Jay-Z
2. Eminem vs. Mariah & Nick
Eminem may be lyrically devastating but Mariah embarrassed him in the “Obsessed” video (Come on, he got hit by a bus!). Slim Shady tried to save face by coming back at at Mariah and Mr. Canon but at least Nick can last in the bedroom.
Winner: Mariah
Eminem-”The Warning”
3. Nelly vs. KRS-1
Nelly a.k.a Dr. Seuss wouldn’t understand lyrical content if it slapped off his Band-Aid. Good thing this beef didn’t get onto the Jay-Z and Nas level or Nelly may not even have a career.
Winner: Nelly
KRS-1- “Ova Here” (Nelly Diss)
Nelly- “Roc The Mic Remix”(KRS-1 Diss)
4. Suge Knight vs. Diddy
Whether it be about East Coast vs. West Coast, or Biggie vs. 2 Pac, these two have gone back and forth for years. Suge Knight has bullied and patronized Puff since 94′. Suge recently got knocked the f*ck out by some barber dude and hasn’t been seen since. Good for Diddy,now he can dance in his artist’s video all he wants!
Winner: Diddy
Suge Knight at the Source Awards (94′)
5. Kanye vs. The Paparazzi
Three words Kanye. GET OVER IT! The paparazzi have been here before, and will be here after you.
Winner: Paparazzi ( They don’t quit!)
Kanye vs. Paparazzi
6. 50 Cent vs. Everyone
50 cent has no life and too much money, period point blank! If he isn’t coming at someone’ throat then he’s making mediocre songs about getting money. He used to be hot but not even his current beef with um…. everyone can bring back his career.
Winners: Lil’ Wayne, Jadakiss, and Rick Ross
50 vs. Fat Joe & The Game
Young Buck Crying
50 vs. Ja Rule
50 vs. Jadakiss
Pimpin Curly (50 Cent) vs. Rick Ross
50 vs. Nas
50 vs. Lil’ Wayne
7. Vida Guerra vs. The Game
Really, Game you couldn’t touch Vida with a ten foot pole! There are plenty of good rappers she could mess with if she wanted to get to the top. What foolishness were you trying to pull?
Winner: Vida Guerra
(Game Diss)
”Wouldn’t Get Far” (Vida Diss)
Bonus Round: Hmm…You know what battle I’d like to see… Jimmy vs. Rick (The kid that put him in a wheelchair on Degrassi)
Winner: Kick his ass Drake!














