PETA girls: still in the fur trade.

When: Founded in 1980 in Norfolk, VA. To this DAY annoying the piss out of me. Specifically on November 10th, 2008 and throughout the winter (a.k.a FUR SEASON).

What: PETA’s (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) Executive Director Tracy Reiman writes a letter to the President of insurance provider Blue Cross asking him to lower premiums for vegetarians.

Rant: Hey, I like vegetarians. Shahendra for example is vegan and mercilessly clowns all lacto-pesca-ovo (dairy, fish, egg-eating) vegetarians as being pansies and I respect this mostly because he has a DOPE leather Gucci satchel and has fancy hyperstrike Nike sneakers that have bits of ostrich on them (squawk!!!). And, whatever, I’m gung ho about all flavor of man enjoying cheaper health care BUT here’s the rub: PETA wants their costs to be lowered and for meat eaters to pay MORE because of our higher rates of heart disease and E. Coli and whatever else horrible things happen to meat eaters for being bad people. WTF? The MEEK shall inherit the earth. You people don’t eat all the hormone-injected flesh products, where’s all this anger coming from? Just file your teeth down to little cud-chewing nubbins and retract the fucking claws already. Plus, PETA has this INSANE racket where under the guise of giving fur coats away to the “only people who have any excuse to wear them–the HOMELESS” they’re asking Manhattanites to drop off unused fur coats to their “fur kitchens.” Nice try. Slippery vegetarians…

Lesson: Extremists in whatever form they come in have no place in the new year. Unless they eat bacon at every meal and are named me.

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