Rappers have been guilty of the skivvies-bearin’ pants saggin’ since the early 90s when even TLC was doin’ it up. It bothered conservatives because it was too asstastic. Now with artists popularizing the tight sag with their preference of blood circulation-threatening skinny jeans, ball-bulgin’ is now another unfortunate result.
56-year-old school teacher Thomasina Clarke has had enough, and rightfully so. According to The Riverfront Times, Clarke has developed Bagg’ns, jeans designed with two waists, one rightly at the waist and another below the ass to retain the sag. Aesthetically, it’s not pretty. But stranger things have caught on—i.e. wolf tees and tight jeans.
Hopefully some stylists catch the Bagg’ns bug and start outfitting their clients with respectable apparel. Those attached to the following should take note.
Lil Wayne
The choice of white is probably meant to match his Styrofoam cup.
Jim Jones
Cam was always the one with a better fashion sense—like when he wore pink.
Juelz Santana
The natural consequence of sippin’ purp with Weezy and blowin’ purp with Jim.
U-N-I
These West Coasters’ best track begins with the lines, “Mohawk with the v-neck, Skinny jeans with some kicks you ain’t seen yet.” Yep, these guys got it. And by it, I mean an abundance of fail.
- Devin Chanda
