OK. I know that everybody else knows that Pete Wentz is a douchehole. It’s moot in discussion etcetera etcetera. We all know that he’s wedded to and breeding with Ashlee Simpson. We all know he’s partial to guyliner and maybe wears girl’s jeans. We all know he is in that one band Fall Out Boy which, and maybe not everyone knows this but I SURE DO, is based on a character from the Simpsons. What I totally DIDN’T KNOW (and hopefully you didn’t too otherwise this blog post is perhaps not the best ever) Pete Wentz is NOT the lead singer. He’s the BASSIST. I was born in the ’70s and this blows my mind.