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Men In Black 3 is now in “active development,” according to Sony execs at industry convention ShoWest.

“[Everyone], including Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, wants to do another,” said a source close to producer Walter F. Parkes in PARADE back in May, so the idea’s been brewing for some time.

[Insert Will Smith-scientology-Battlefield Earth joke here].

Now, this is good news if you’re 12 (or Jaden Smith because you know Will is gonna find a way to get his kid in there). Bear in mind, this means another SFX crapfest that some overzealous Fresh Prince fan is gonna con you into seeing—and also some awful music with Will rapping. Maybe Weezy can be the one to ghostwrite the film jingle this time seeing that’s he’s a (guitar-wielding) Martian and all. Actually, he should be in the movie as one of those aliens with only one line. I’m thinking Chewbacca meets Auto-tune here.

Anyway, at least Sony’s making another Spiderman, as well.

Oh wait, that shit sucks, too.

In other rapper-movie news, Common is out as the Green Lantern. It’s probably because Cam’ron came out of hiding. “Tenth movie ever merked out Monsieur Stigmonus.”

-Devin Chanda

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