We pick some of the folks who should serve in President Obama’s Hollywood cabinet.
Presidential Herald
Denzel Washington
The Malcolm X star has been all over the place introducing Obama to various crowds this past week, including the cheering throngs at the “We Are One” concert on Sunday and the star-studded room at ABC’s “Neighborhood Ball” shindig last night. Imagine how much respect the new Prez would earn from foreign dignitaries if he entered the room after being introduced by an Oscar winning actor?
Head of Clowning
Jamie Foxx
Foxx cracked Obama up at the “We are One” concert, doing a pitch-perfect impression of the President’s soaring oratory. Can’t wait to see what Foxx’s Joe Biden voice sounds like.
Special Ambassador to Hip Hop Nation
Chris “Ludacris” Bridges
President Obama can prove there are no hard feelings over that whole “Politics as Usual” flap by dispatching Luda to settle crucial hip hop disputes.
Special Ambassador to Fanboy Nation
Jon Favreau
The Iron Man director isn’t just a talented filmmaker–he’s also a raging comic-book geek, just like Obama. Of course, the President already has one Jon Favreau on his staff (his speechwriter shares the same name), so they might have to wear signs identifying themselves as “Iron Jon” and “Speech Jon.”
Rapper Laureate
Jay-Z
Obama’s favorite rapper can compose rhymes for all the major state functions.
President and First Lady of Hollywood
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith
Let’s face it, this power couple already runs that town anyway. Time for Obama to make it official.
Head of Teen Affairs
Miley Cyrus
The First Daughters are such big fans of the actres/singer/songwriter, they almost made a cameo on her show. Now they can have slumber party cabinet meetings instead.
