Oh, no! Big Shyne Po, back in the muthafuckin’ heezy, fa sheezy” might be the first thought running through Puff’s head when Shyne walks out of jail after serving eight years in the NY penitentiary system. After all, it’s been said that Puff played Shyne on the way to his own acquittal and Shyne’s imprisonment. Naturally, after losing almost a decade of his life, Shyne may want some type of revenge on Puff. So, come October, for safety reasons—and of course, financially beneficially ones, too—Puff should consider the following approaches.
1. Hop on the last first train to Paris
With Shyne facing traveling restrictions due to terms of his parole, there’s no way he’d be able to chase Puff down across the pond in Paris, or even across state borders for that matter.
2. Hide behind Jay-Z
If the rumors are to be believed, Hova’s thinking about inking Shyne to Roc Nation, perhaps in an effort to keep the crown in Brooklyn—a problem when you consider Fabolous and Memphis Bleek’s careers up to this point.
Puff could even get in on the action and garner some goodwill by throwing Shyne some Grind Music beats for a possible album.
3. Pay his debt to Shyne
Since Shyne took the fall for Puff, the Bad Boy boss should hand over a suitcase full of millions, some of those light-skinned models from the Ciroc ads, make him the spokesperson of Ciroc, give him some Sean John billboards, and whatever else opportunities he has to offer. Shyne would know better than to sign a recording contract with Puff, though.
4. Executive produce Bad Boyz That’s Gangsta
Puff can commission a biopic on Shyne and call up Cheo Hodari Coker to pen it, using Shyne’s music—which in all likelihood Puff owns the masters of—in the film and on the soundtrack as well. The two could then break bread over the box office receipts.
5. Show up at Woodbourne Correctional Facility on October 6th.
Puff should be the first one to greet him there. Granted, Shyne might attack him or the omnipresence of press could sully the moment but if Puff were to offer a helping hand right as Shyne walks out, who knows what could happen? Hell, J.Lo could mediate any discussions.
at 2:27 am
ROTFLMAO!!!
at 11:49 am
THAT NIGGA PROLLY BOUT SCARED THAN A MUTHA F**KA!!!! DAMN I’D PAY TO SEE HIS REACTION AS SOON AS MY NIGG.A IS FREE, BET IT’s GONNA BE PRICELESS, LOL…………..WEAK AS.S BITC.H, IF BIG STILL WAS AROUND I THINK HE WOULD HAVE STOP FUC.KIN WIT THAT NIGG.A TOO, THINK BOUT IT, LOOK WHAT HE DID TO SHYNE, YUNG JOC TRYIN TO LEAVE, Da Band-GONE, Craig Mac-GONE, Tha LOX-GONE, Black Rob-GONE, G. Dep-GONE Loon-GONE not even that but just look at some of his other artists that was nice but he screwed ova, Faith Evens, Car Thomas, 112, Mario Winans, New Edition-(Brought them back to DESTROY their legacy) and tha ONLY ones right now are sellin records is Day26,
“NOTE” I said sellin records, I didn’t say ALOT of them, and he thought by him F**KI.N Cassie that SHI.T was gonna sell, GTFOH!!!!!!! and O’ I forgot NOW he wanna brin Ma$e back “AGAIN” for some more Mockery and Clowin like we didn’t have a GOOD enough laugh when he came back tha first time singin, the theme song for Welcome Back Carter, (with that WACK AS.S video wit him and ALL them different colors on, lookin like soulja boy or somebody, SMDH) NO one aint buyin that shi.t either!!!!!!!
P.S. he made a lil money off of Danity Kane-but they was WACK as well……and Don’t look like he made to much off of Donnie Klang……..his record company is bout to FLOP, aint got NO body makin hits outta that mutha fuc.ka that cuz Diddy gots a fuc.ked up azz character, he IS and ALWAYS has been for SELF “ONLY”!!!!!!! but CARMA’s A BIT.CH!!!!!!!!!
at 10:18 pm
i can’t wait til he get’s home either..as for puff…well i think we all know what he’s good for……runnin! ducking and hiding under someone’s di’ck! isn’t his jaws full? all that for a little street cred? puff is no where near hood or a good rapper at that…smmfh!
at 12:50 am
I don’t think Diddy would have much to worry about. He has body guards that would try to body Shyne Po. Shyne doesn’t need to get caught up in any trouble anyway. He will need to get his feet back in the door.
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at 11:17 am
Well diddy already kinda paid shyne off when he released him from bad boy and gave him all his publishing rights to his music, so, shyne is not hurting for cash. I suppose he can try paying him more money, and, letting him get a percentage of some of his ventures, but, I dont think that would make him happy. If I was shyne I would stay independent with Gangland records and just get distribution. I know one thing is for sure shyne is gonna get paid when he come out with his first album. If I was shyne i’d go to master p as a man to get pointers on staying independent if anything. The only thing Puff needs to do is get bodyguards. The man with the money is king. Shyne can’t even get inside bad boys main office if Puff don’t want him to,lol.
at 12:11 am
shyne good luck when u come home,heads up and stay strong hope that u get your music going
at 7:53 pm
karma is a b***h on her period
at 7:39 pm
Puffy is a clown… Shyne needs to go his own way, messing with Puff is a carrer killer… Like i really f**ks wit Red Cafe’, but seeing Puff fake ass in a street dude video kills the vibe…. Puff is like 45, dude needs to stay with is Hampton crowd. Puff is on the fake level of Officer Ross and Officer Mega.
Play the back, real hip hop ain’t rockin wit them, We laughing at these clowns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at 1:43 pm
Chicken comes home to roost.rappers,” drug dealers and gangbangers “are winning the race in the 21st century genocide of black people.they promote the murder of other blacks and the slow death of their own people brought on by promoting sales of “rocks and blow” to black people that turns them into zombies.rappers have proven that they care only for themselves,selling drugs to their own family members.diddy is going to have to pray that shyne never gets out,because that will be another chicken coming home to roost.but he probably has enough money to buy him off.”Gansters,thugs,hoodlums,parasites,pestilence”rappers are what they call themselves now.”Black genocidle fools”are what they are getting high and enjoying themselves while black men,women,and especially children are being slaughtered and mamed.they have nothing to say about that,black illiterate, lummoxes.
at 12:19 pm
hmmm #3 was the best thing he could do for shyne, becuase of him the Bad boy empire was still able to continue on and propser . so break him off a piece $$ when he get out.
at 3:05 am
DAT B***H NIG NEED 2 FUKN GET DA FUK OUTA DODGE IZ WUT HIZ ASS NEEDZ 2 DO! NAH BUT SERIOUSLY THO SHYNE SEEMS 2 B ON OTHA S**T DEEZ DAYS LIKE GETN HIS LIFE BAK 2GETHA, IM SURE HE ISNT TRYN 2 GO RITE BAK 2 PRISON. SHYNE, ITS BEEN A LONGTIME IM PERSONALLY GLAD U’LL BE HOME SOON, HOPE U COME OUT AN DO SUM BIG THINGS CUZ THERE’S SUM BS RAP OUT RITE NOW. GOD BLESS U AN KEEP YA HEAD UP, YO TIME GETN SHORT!