Yesterday, Mack Maine (currently fulfilling weedcarrier duties on the America’s Most Wanted Tour featuring America’s most hated, Souljaboy) broke the news on his Twitter that Omarion, one of the guys from the black Backstreet Boys B2K had left Young Money Entertainment. It was only a matter of months ago that he signed and now he’s gone. Maybe the whole weedcarrying schtick wasn’t for him (In related Wayne news, word is that Wayne’s Canadian tour dates were canceled this week b/c his caravan of drugs couldn’t make it across the border.)
So what’s a marginally talented R&B singer to do when you get dropped from the only label that signs everyone? The following:
1. Get the band back together.

He probably wouldn’t wanna holler at Chris Stokes (no Raz B), but if he can get the rest of his chest-barin’ homies to crank out a few records, a resurrected B2K will do good touring strip malls and swap meets.
2. Make a sex tape with a groupie video vixen.

It worked so well for Ray J he got a VH1 show and the hook on a song with Yung Berg.
3. Do stuff involving vampires.

From Twilight to True Blood, bloodsuckers are all the rage right now. Who knows, maybe some genius in Hollywood will greenlight Son of Blade.
4. Land a role in the latest Bring It On film.

Omarion could flex his acting chops-previously highlighted in such stunning work as You Got Served. I mean, Christina Millian thinks it’s a great career move. And she knows a thing or two about good career moves.
5. Eat Vaseline on YouTube.

That’s how we started caring about Stephon Marbury again.
*This is applicable to any R&B singer. Yes, you Joe, Jaheim, and any other sanger-turnt-unemployed that’s out there.





