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Instantly after the rumor hit the streets that two of hip-hop’s baddest boys and  pop’s femme fatale were planning on forming a “supergroup,” fans around the world have been awaiting for what seems like the second coming. If the dream team of Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Rihanna really do join forces for the greater purpose of music’s forthcoming then the expectations are damn near superhuman. The capabilities of this dynamic trio equate to superhero powers. Check out the superheroes that we compared these trendsetters to and why with their powers combined, they really do run this town.

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Who better to represent the swag of this Brooklyn native  then the Dark Knight. Both heroes pose as everyday business moguls, Jay holding his own in numerous ventures in NYC and Bruce Wayne as the heir to a corporate throne in Gotham City. But when Mr. Carter turns into the unstoppable rapper known as Jay-Z his lyrical superpowers strike deadly blows to his villainous counterparts. When Bruce Wayne’s alter ego, Batman dons his cape, the winged marauder demolishes crime and takes no prisoners. These silent dopple-gangers are truly running this town.

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Not only do these two ladies have duplicate sex appeal but the bombshells also have the strength to bring a man to his knees… literally. Rihanna has proven in the past two years that her superpowers not only evolve through appearance but if your bold enough to lay a finger on her, sorry Chris Brown, than there’s a fat chance your ending up serving jail time or re-evaluating the success of your career. X-Men’s Rogue is also known for luring the bad guys in with her sensual seduction, but when those couture gloves come off shall we say paraplegic? The shuttering effect of these women definitely let all offenders know who runs this town.

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When it comes to having your swagger on a hundred thousand trillion! Yeezy and Iron Man make superheroes look smooth. Both Kanye West and Tony Stark are known for their flashy big ego’s but when it comes to putting on that glow in the dark and crimson armor these heroes go harder, better, faster, and stronger than anyone. When the paparazzi get ugly Yeezy’s “can’t tell me nothing” attitude match the powers of Iron Man’s robust weaponry maneuvers. If you think their arrogance is an achilles heel well guess again because Ye and Iron Man couldn’t have a more unique arsenal to run this town.

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4  Comments
  • BlackCasper2001Aug. 14th, 2009
    at 2:56 am

    Woowee!!! This would be an ultra-group. They would go five times platinum in like two weeks. Sheesh!

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  • ChiefSlappaH0Aug. 12th, 2009
    at 1:58 pm

    Rihanna is the tallest person in the “Super” group? Right.

  • DA_GEORGETOWN_MAYORAug. 11th, 2009
    at 1:04 pm

    HOW BOUT: JAY-Z-RAT KING,RIHANNA-CALYPSO,KANYE-DAZZLER!

  • pow-wow4uAug. 11th, 2009
    at 12:42 pm

    you cant campare Rogue to Rihanna,or im sorry its the other way around,but anyways.there nothing alike Rogue for one Rogue would have beat Brezzys ass.

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