Whitley Market in Hollywood is offering Barack Obama Water so customers can indulge in hope, progress and change–one gulp at a time. OK, in all seriousness: Would you buy Obama Water? No, thank you. But here are some Obama-branded products we might consider:
1. Obama Skittles
“Taste the rainbow” of multi-culturalness.
2. Obama-Tofu
This is Shahendra’s pick because he’s vegan, and it’s pretty much (read: is) the only thing he can eat.
3. Obama Black and White Cookies
Self-explanatory.
4. Obama’s Own Salad Dressing
If Paul Newman could do it…
5. Obama-O’s Cereal
Cheerios with a progressive twist.
6. O-O’s
A not-so-clever but oh-so-marketable spin on Ho-Ho’s.
7. Progress-O Soup
Sorry… Had to.
8. Obama Activa Yogurt
Washington is feeling bloated, and he’s looking to flush out all the crap Bush left behind.
9. Obama Broccoli
Looking toward a green future.
10. Hawaiian Punch: Berry Obama
The nation’s 50th state produced our 44th president. Now every eight-year-old’s favorite fruit-punch brand needs to celebrate.
