There is no question that Beyonce reigns supreme in terms of female performers and it seems some of the confidence that reserves her the top spot can be credited to her alter ego. So in the spirit of naming part of your personality, we decided it would be fun to review some exisiting alter egos and create a few new ones.
1. Beyonce
Alias: Sasha Fierce
Fierce pronounced Fierrrrrccceee (add a snap for good measure) means furiously active or determined. There is no better way to describe Bey for all the hard work she puts in. Shasha sure knows how to work it and in case you forget, check the surname to be reminded of the FIRE that goes along with the FIERCE.
2. Bow Wow
Alias : Lamborghini Bow
If you have a GIANT question mark on your forehead you are not alone. When Chris Brown decided to start calling himself Lamborghini Brezzy, Mr. Wow, joined the Lambo club car frenzy and decided to follow suite. Thank goodness this never really caught on. Although, the speed racer thing might not be a bad look for Bow Wow. Since he is signed to young money and Drake is always talking about Phantoms, maybe they will sponsor car shows as a side hustle and Cam’ron can swing by with his mobile car wash to make sure the merchandise is nice and shiny.
3. Mary J Bleig
Alias: Brook-Lyn
Apparently MJB had an alter ego long before Ms. Fierce. Back in the day when Mary wanted to turn her swag on she called on her alias Brook-lyn (not to be confused with the borough). Brook-lyn is not only cocky, but she’s multi talented because this ego raps too. I’d like to see Brook-lyn have a rap battle with Lil’ Kim and find out who holds it down the best for BK. My money might be on Mary.
4. Keri Hilson
Alias: Regulator
Miss Keri bay -bay has earned herself the title of regulator. Not only is she one of the hottest artists out there but like her buddy Kanye, she has no problem speaking her mind and correcting other ladies in the game that think they are the only ones running things. From remixes calling out two female artists in particular, to tweets telling Lil mama she needs to STFD , this ATL shawty don’t play. In case you didn’t know Keri “Regulator” Hilson will most definitely let you know if you’re “turning her off”.
5. Ryan Leslie
Alias: Prez Les
This guy might give Obama a run for his money. Ryan Les for Prez is something this multifaceted artist often says at the beginning of his tracks and for good reason. From Harvard to the studio, he’s got politician written all over him. He was persuasive enough to skip his senior year of high school and gain acceptance to the current president’s law school alma marter and this smooth talker has used his gifts to win the public over via his musical selections. He can even play the sympathy card for voters by being the victim of a heart breaking scandal that involves a hot younger woman and Mr. Diddy himself. If you believe in the Amazing Music Political party you should vote Ryan “Prez Les” Leslie.
6. Lil Wayne
Alias: The Pharmacist
If Wayne ever decides to hang up the mic he’s got a promising career in pharmaceuticals. Thanks to his verse on the “Knuck if you buck” remix we know that he has an assortment of goods for your convenience such as ” that tussin, that scummy and that A dust, so pick your high, he will s-u-p-p-l-y and correct change is whats up” . Even though he didn’t manage to finish up his studies at the University of Houston I’m sure with his skill he could earn himself an honorary doctorate. I suggest any one in the music game that suspects they are going to catch cold should avoid the hospital and call this guy, because he is sure to have a remedy to relax your mind. SMH.
7. Kanye West
Alias: Dr. J/Mr. Hyde
Poor Kanye just can’t pick a side. Sometimes he’s friendly as can be and other times he’s taking away people’s awards (I wonder if his kryptonite is Henesy?). But it must be hard battling two personalities. One thing is for sure, no matter which Kanye you get, they are both uber talented and full of surprises. Kanye is like a weekend special, you get two for one, and in this recession who are we to argue with a bargain?
8. 50 cent
Alias: Fireman
The roof the roof is on FIRE! No worries, Just call ya boy 50. Since he’s not busy beefing with Game anymore and seems to have some personal experience with flames what better way to give back to the community than by putting out some scorchers with all that formula 50 vitamin water? Sounds like a win-win to me. The burn sights would have a nice grape smell and he could recycle the bottles after. 50 this is your chance to go green, and since you already have enough paper in your pocket it shouldn’t be problem.
9. John Legend
Alias: Professor
It seems that this legend could teach us a thing or two besides how to break up and make up over and over and over again. He has been know to profess the essence of non-committal relationships in such a convincing way that it would make you be proud to check the “its complicated box on your facebook” for him. Before his voice was being used as a sound track to Gap commercials and we were reminded that “we’re just Ordinary people”, John “Professor” Legend was at the University of Pennsylvania studying English Literate, no wonder he has such a way with words.
10. Usher
Alias: Lion Tamer
After Usher let the world know it was “my way” or the highway he has been breaking hearts ever since. In spite of the neon skullies, Usher is real ladies man. So much so that he was able to use his moves to lock down several older women like Chilli, Naiomi Camble and Tamika. Its clear that even though Mr. Moving Mountains could have his fair share of good looking younger ladies, he prefers the cougar crowd. In the world of celebrity dating, its a circus out there and since Usher is a pro his experience has earned him the title of Lion Tamer.
Normally being two faced is a bad thing, but for these celebs its an asset. There are many perks that come with fame and having two personalities is just another thing to add to the list. When you’re famous you can promote yourself as two people and no one will think you are crazy, they will applaud your genius. So my hats off to anyone who can convince millions of people that it is normal and even cool to be two people at the same time. Now thats talent.
