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Trolling the beverage section of my local Garden of Eden grocery store, I spotted this and was perfectly poised to eye-roll my way to an aneurism. Of course I HAD to buy it since any hater worth her salt can spout an educated slight (even) when (not) prompted. Gotta tell ya, contained within this squat, green (seemingly overpriced at $2.50) tin o’ Bellini mix is PUREST MAGIC.
A single can will mix up to an entire bottle of Prosecco, Cava or Champagne (if you’re insanely rich and have pure gold ingots falling out of your ass). If you have a sweet tooth like me, a super fruity muscat sparkling wine make a delicious cocktail as well.
The Cipriani Bellini is PINK, refreshing and is sure to quench the thirst of even the most saltiest of salty haterfaces.

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