I have three bottles of Bud Light Lime, mexican food and I am all set for the Grammys. Let’s go!
8:05 -Sorry, I am late… Damn NFL Pro-Bowl had me caught up.
8:06 – Whitney Houston looks good… seriously.
8:07 – I knew Jennifer Hudson was going to cry.
8:08 – Dwayne Johnson looks just like this wrestler named The Rock. Weird.
8:09 – Someone should put him on the cover of a magazine. Hmm…
8:24 – Jay-Z + Coldplay = ehhh…
8:30 – Was that really Taylor Swift on guitar? (9:00 – Nope, it wasn’t)
8:41 – I heart Duffy… and any chick with a British accent
8:41 – I just read about Chris Brown beatdown. WTF?!?!?!
8:45 – I always find it funny that my Jadakiss-loving wife knows Kid Rock’s rendition of “All Summer Long” by heart.
9:14 – I had to walk the dog during Jennifer Hudson. Sorry. Actually I am not.
9:15 – Seriously, someone should whoop whoever booked this Stevie Wonder/Jonas Brothers collabo, Etta James-style.
9:17 – Is Travis Barker’s arm still really broke? Like, really?
9:24 – Katy Perry is weird and awesome all at the same time. Sort of like this chick.
9:27 – Kanye is getting his MiJac on. Word to Bubbles.
9:30 My Best New Artist vote is for Adele.
9:31 – Sweeeeeeeeet! Don’t know who Adele is? Shame on you. Peep her here:
9:37 – Question for Grandpa Freeman, “Who in the sam hell are you and Kenny Chesney friends?” When and where did that bromance kick off?
9:40 – They had to put Diddy up there with Herbie Hancock and Natalie Cole to make him look younger.
9:42 – Robert Plant and Allison Krauss are about to Steely Dan this joint.
9:49 – Grammys Bet Awards moment of the night… “Swagga Like Us”
9:50 – Rat Pack steez. Real original
9:52 – M.I.A.’s outfit??? Style team, please check in.
9:55 – As much as I like Dave grohl and the Foo Fighters… Paul MccCartney = beer break
10:05 – I wonder who Ne-Yo’s escort date is.
10:09 – Blah, blah, blah! ADELE! ADELE! ADELE!
10:13 – I think you should just keep chasing pavements
10:29 – Justin and T.I…. yay! Zzzz. All the girls are losing their minds.
10:39 – Ne-Yo and Jamie Foxx getting their retro on… NEXT
10:43 – Three beers in… getting sleepy.
10:50 – What the wife and I watched during Neil Diamond:
Classic
10:52 – Aww, the obituary montage. Pour out a little…
11:03 – See, the Grammys think they’re slick. I get the reference… having the CSI guy introduce Wayne. Shady.
11:04 – Wayne, where’s the guitar?
11:06 – “Son, is that Fredrick Douglass on the keys?” I know it’s not. I just know that someone out there thought it was. You know who you are.
11:10 – Rap Album of the Year… duh
11:10 – Hey Wayne, my wife said: “This is not Soul Train! Tell ya moms to sit down!”
11:24 – Damn, I knew it. Old white rock strikes again. Better luck next year, Wayne!
11:28 – Is this new Stevie? Oh, snap! He better redeem himself for that Jonas Brother ish.
11:33 – OK, I am out. Check back manana for pics, videos, etc. Good night and good luck!
