Gin makes you sin. Tequila makes you insane. Vodka makes you forget things. But Henny just makes you feel goooood.

I’m just not good at ordering all those little dainty drinks. I grew up with boys. So if I really have a choice in cocktails, it’s probably going to be straight brown juice, thought the occasional martini never hurt. So to quote instant classic 40 Year Old Virgin, keep your “pussy juice cocktail,” and hand me a glass of ‘yac.

THE HENNESSY MOJITO

2 oz. Hennessy V.S.

1/2 oz. fresh lime juice

1/2 oz. sugar cane syrup

6-8 fresh mint leaves

club soda

• combine the first four ingredients and top with club soda. You don’t need to shake anything but your ass.