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The Year in Super Unsurprising News (Tardy Edition) #2: San Francisco is confusing.

In 2008 the Golden Gate Bridge finally gets approval to install a net to catch the 2/week people who attempt to commit suicide there. But fret not traditionalists, it will be YEARS before it actually gets put in.

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The Year in Super Unsurprising News (Tardy Edition) #3: eating FACE BACON is like seeing God.

There was face and there was bacon. And then there was FACE BACON. And yes, you have to capitalize the whole thing in deference.

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The Year in Super Unsurprising News (Tardy Edition) #5: Uggs Still a Scourge.

It’s 2009. Uggs should be obsolete. The great minds can work on alternative fuel sources, the middling ones can think up a non-Ugg versatile boot situation. We cannot let the Australians win. Go!

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The Year in Super Unsurprising News #7: Kanye West Wins.

Kanye West gains power. Surrounding creatives lose life force by dumpster-load.

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The GIANT 8 Of ‘08: Best Of Everything!

If it was popping in 2008, we covered it! Check out list to end all lists here. It’s the GIANT 8 of ‘08… We’re kind of a BIG deal.

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