In 2008 the Golden Gate Bridge finally gets approval to install a net to catch the 2/week people who attempt to commit suicide there. But fret not traditionalists, it will be YEARS before it actually gets put in.
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The Year in Super Unsurprising News (Tardy Edition) #3: eating FACE BACON is like seeing God.
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There was face and there was bacon. And then there was FACE BACON. And yes, you have to capitalize the whole thing in deference.
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The Year in Super Unsurprising News (Tardy Edition) #4: PETA still whiny and kinda nonsensical.
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Man does not live by kale alone. Also, PETA’s boring and spiteful.
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The Year in Super Unsurprising News (Tardy Edition) #5: Uggs Still a Scourge.
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It’s 2009. Uggs should be obsolete. The great minds can work on alternative fuel sources, the middling ones can think up a non-Ugg versatile boot situation. We cannot let the Australians win. Go!
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The Year in Super Unsurprising News (Tardy Edition) #6: Celebritney Lives!
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We need her. Like she needs us. All of us.
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The Year in Super Unsurprising News #7: Kanye West Wins.
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Kanye West gains power. Surrounding creatives lose life force by dumpster-load.
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The GIANT 8 Of ‘08: Best Of Everything!
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If it was popping in 2008, we covered it! Check out list to end all lists here. It’s the GIANT 8 of ‘08… We’re kind of a BIG deal.



