Because Lil’ Wayne presented the Top Ten List on last night’s Late Show with David Letterman.

After giving Katie Couric the “crazy eye,” as our resident Lil’ Wayne expert Mary HK Choi noted last week, Wayne appeared on last night’s pre-Grammy edition of The Late Show with David Letterman to tell us his Top Ten reasons why he’s looking forward to the Grammy Awards, airing on CBS on Sunday night at 8pm.  A  clip is below and scroll down further for the full Top Ten.

“Reasons I’m Looking Forard to the Grammy Awards”

10.    By thanking family and friends on air, I can save money on my long-distance calls.

9.    In the course of the evening, I’m hoping to marry and divorce Amy Winehouse.

8.    I’m nominated in the category of “Lillest Wayne.”

7.    I get to hang with the Jonas Brothers.  Have you seen those guys?  They’re adorable.

6.    Watching Madonna ask for the senior citizen’s discount at the bar.

5.    The US Airways pilot is gonna land a plane on the stage.

4.    The green room crabcakes are in the shape of Beyonce’s booty.

3.    It’ll be more exciting than my usual Sunday night of watching “Desperate Housewives” in my underpants.

2.    In these tough times, Americans will appreciate the chance to watch a bunch of rich people kiss each other’s asses for three hours.

1.    Winners who talk too much get tased.

And Dave likes it. He really likes it.