Nasty Attitude

Well, I was just put on to this song the other day, but apparently it’s a huge banger in the titty bar. Who knew?

Growing up with mostly males as friends can either be totally awesome or completely blow up in your face. In my case, I’d like to say it’s been a good naivete buffer when it comes to dating dudes, but on the negative end it’s turned me into one of the bluntest, crassest girls I know.

Fact: I really like corny euphemisms for sex. Perhaps my inner circle has made me immune to certain sensitivities, but between me and my boys, the three most common (and hilarious) phrases we use in reference to getting/having gotten butt are:

• “I’m gonna blow them cheeks up”;
• “I plan to get some stank on my hang-lows tonight”;
• “I blew her back out.”

Now, clearly I am not blowing any cheeks up or backs out, or getting stank on my hang-lows because I don’t have any hang-lows to get stank on, but as a girl, it’s sometimes fun to live vicariously through these guys.

So when I heard about this new Attitude cut, all I could do was laugh wildly and forward it to my friends. Even if it was the worst song on earth (which it isn’t), I’d still buy a bunch of singles and send them as fun presents. Now, it’s been a while since I’ve been to a good strip club, but I could totally see Diamond from The Players’ Club doing some kind of stank routine to this.

Besides, a guy who has singles with names like “When I Roll Up” and “Bitches Ain’t Shit” can’t be anything short of a good time.

ATTITUDE - “BLOW YA BACK OUT”