Cassie’s Career Options

By now you’ve probably seen the (very NSFW) uncensored pics and thanked the oh-so-charitable heavens — the same ones Cassie curses as her career crashes and burns.

For one, I guess this means fewer “modeling” ops for her, like those ads alongside Lauren London for the new “grown and sexy,” non-Luxury Tax-y Rocawear.

Diddy will also probably drop her before he departs on his Last Train to Musical Massacre Paris.

So what’s a girl with a pretty face, skanky Lindsay Lohan-status rep, and no singing talent to do?

Here’s some options: 

Porn – Obviously. And if she’s willing to do absolutely everything on film (she’s hinted at it), she can climb the career ladder fast enough and end up in a Steven Soderbergh movie.

Burlesque Revue with Aubrey O’Day and Lil’ Kim – It’ll be like a Bad Boy Hall of Fame of over-exposed tits and twats.

Open a Piercing Pagoda – Her fans are the mall crowd anyway so maybe she can capitalize on that.

Max B Music Videos – She would add some class, I guess.

Eagles Cheerleader- She’ll advocate the spread offense.(NSFW!)

Diddy’s Baby Momma- Hey, $1.2 million/year ain’t bad.

- Devin Chanda