Five Next Best Career Options for Omarion
Yesterday, Mack Maine (currently fulfilling weedcarrier duties on the America’s Most Wanted Tour featuring America’s most hated, Souljaboy) broke the news on his Twitter that Omarion, one of the guys from the black Backstreet Boys B2K had left Young Money Entertainment. It was only a matter of months ago that he signed and now he’s gone. Maybe the whole weedcarrying schtick wasn’t for him (In related Wayne news, word is that Wayne’s Canadian tour dates were canceled this week b/c his caravan of drugs couldn’t make it across the border.)
So what’s a marginally talented R&B singer to do when you get dropped from the only label that signs everyone? The following:
1. Get the band back together.
He probably wouldn’t wanna holler at Chris Stokes (no Raz B), but if he can get the rest of his chest-barin’ homies to crank out a few records, a resurrected B2K will do good touring strip malls and swap meets.
2. Make a sex tape with a groupie video vixen.
It worked so well for Ray J he got a VH1 show and the hook on a song with Yung Berg.
3. Do stuff involving vampires.
From Twilight to True Blood, bloodsuckers are all the rage right now. Who knows, maybe some genius in Hollywood will greenlight Son of Blade.
4. Land a role in the latest Bring It On film.
Omarion could flex his acting chops-previously highlighted in such stunning work as You Got Served. I mean, Christina Millian thinks it’s a great career move. And she knows a thing or two about good career moves.
5. Eat Vaseline on YouTube.
That’s how we started caring about Stephon Marbury again.
*This is applicable to any R&B singer. Yes, you Joe, Jaheim, and any other sanger-turnt-unemployed that’s out there.
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O is talented dude , he just need to get with some talented producers maybe get t- pain to write him a song or two and try 2get a deal on Livewire.
This is hilarious and Im with number 1. Im the biggest B2k fan ever.
Honestly, I think that Omarion is very talented. The issue is that he continues to be looked at as the lead singer of B2K. That is unfair to him because he showed that he could do more complex R&B joints. He surpassed his B2K days yet he is still suffering the effects of the boy band curse.
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he though when he sign wit YOUNG MULA BABY avrry body was gone b like yeaaaaaaa omarion and wayne gone take ova da game but he relize WAyne all redy had da game and he just took his seat on the bench next TO drake he was like all man i suck fareal now
YES O SHO NUF NEED TO GET BACK WIT CHRIS THRO A B2K TOUR I MEAN I DONT SEE THE PROBLEM O AND 21 DID GOOD BUT IM KOO ON OMARION HE DIDNT EVEN SAY THANK U FOR BUYIN HIS ALBUM @ HIS CD SIGNIN N’ LA SO HE NEED TO KICKROCKS TO ME LOL.
HIS COMPETITION IS CRAZY CUZ JEREMIH,TREY IS ON IT SO IDK OMARION IDK IF U WELCOMED BACK …
OH YEAH… TYRESE AND GENUINE ARE MAJOR PLAYERS TOO!
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O… get with Chris and do a comeback joint, 1… 2, MAKE A GROUP WITH MARCUS HOUSTON and do some songs with Usher, Justine Timberlake, Jeremih and T “WRITE A HOT A$$ SONG EVERY TIME” Pain!!!!