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giant-pic2White people saying “nigger.” That’s always pleasant right? Saying “nigger” eleven times with head held high? Feels more like a massage. A really racist massage.

In this week’s episode, we journey into the twisted, entitled mind of America’s favorite repressed, gay-bashing, antifeminist “radio therapist,” Dr. Laura. And what we find is a disease I like to call E.W.P.S., or Edgy White Person Syndrome. And even though Dr. Laura is already slinking away into the media twilight, her dysfunction will live on in every white person who asks the idiotic question, “Hey, you guys say it, why cant I?”

Now you will know how to answer them…

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Elon James White is a writer/comedian/bruncher. Follow him on Twitter and prepare for awesome!

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Black_Romulan/ Black_Romulan

    Absolutely dig ya, Elon, seriously. Small point, though- at 1:57 you misspelled “cause” as “cuase.” Just FYI, man; keep up the good fight!

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    I hope GIANT doesn’t pay you for your mildly funny and uninformative message!

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  • http://www.blackplanet.com/Glennarman/ Glennarman

    I totally agree with what Elton James White says regarding the N word and why it’s not OK for whites to use it. I hope the same goes for the F word. F as in Fag. I know there is a difference between sexual idenity and race but the level of hostility, bigotry and abuse is not. When can we as a race finally embrace our gay brothers and sisters and not help the “right” in keeping a major part of our pouplation second class?

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/stewiemac/ stewiemac

    Ha Ha oh my god soo funny. Being racist and insulted whitey. Hmm what if a White person wrote an article about Urban under priveledged Black man. That wouldnt be to funny would it? So let me get this straight if a white person says anything that you may not agree with or trying to make a joke they are automatically a “racist”. Just the other night at a concert where method man got hit with a beer bottle on live TV he screams out F**k all you N****rs! does that mean he’s a racist too? Let me define racist for you and it goes to all nationalities. A racist is someone who sole dosent like or mistreats someone strictly on the basis of color or creed. End of story if someone uses a word get over it its just a word stop being so overly sensitive and toughen up

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/bigdawg66/ bigdawg66

    I’ll tell you what, let’s see if we can get Dr. Laura to go to the East side of Detroit at Mack & Bewick where the brothers are standing on the block, go up to them without a police escort and exercise her first amendment rights by telling them, ” You n****rs should move from this area.” She would also find out that one of her rights is the right to be beat down,and robbed in the hood. Anyone can talk crap in print, on the internet, and on the radio. It’s a very different thing to say it directly to someones face!

    Peace,

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    on the “acting white”tip:—what about very artifical brainwashed estrangees from original culture that flip their non existant bangs from blue contact lensed eyes and speak in nasal sound bytes from the brady bunch scripts or something? come on, you’ve seen fony folks like this.What are they doing?

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    yeah tell em like it is whether they like it or not

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    that was funny lol

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    @rippedbody11 and @stewiemac you completely misunderstand the premise now im not trying to come at you or insult you but if you replace the word Nigg*r with the word Kike and use it publicly and if it was a German person that did so the air waves would be all in an uproar if just one of the Natzi leaders where found in the US today they’d prosecute him for his crimes done in the past. We would all understand that his actions were criminal and he needs to be punished we black people feel the same way but yet NO one has been punished for slavery and to make matters worst there has been no apology or even reparations half my people’s culture and ancestry has been wiped out because of Americas need for free labor and to reinforce that we were less than nothing we were given a name so that we would NEVER forget that we were less than the white man …..NIGGE.R………….black people have OVERCOME that as we always do and have taken that word amongst ourselves and used it to form a sense of comradeship the word is now used to describe us as your forefathers have called use but now we OWN it and are using it to UPLIFT ourselves in a sense FINE WE WILL BE NIGGAS a variation of what we once were now you are suggesting that we should allow some withered old hack to use that word casually?? I am no super hero or am i a thug but tell me this ….if she was in COMPTON standing amongst SEVERAL “NIGGAS” would she use that word comfortably?!??!?

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    Elon is cool

    bad poem
    im lemonade bitter sweet
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    you know kool aid is what you need
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    Ice T is left as the pimp rapper from the west
    Now the truth maybe
    lemonade is made
    by chilin in the shade
    by people who hair is straight or nappy
    but is happy

    to end this bad poem
    take the cream out of your coffee
    by swagger in your step

    listen to Shaddy

    and learn only the blessed of them
    can be the new members of the new class of black

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    i wonder what would have happened if people were saying derogatory remarks about “Jews” ???

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