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Rockefeller drug laws are so thirty years ago. So we finally get around to repealing them.

First Miley Cyrus, now Joe Jonas. How role models roleplay racist style.

The Knux are fire.

Leona Lewis will perform at your birthday party. For the reasonable price of $1.5 million dollars [Recession Special].

Kanye West X Louis Vuitton Sneaker Sneak Peek.

Solange Knowles ODs on NyQuil but is living another day. Darwin shmarwin.

Fans are calling for Hollywood to retire the Joker character in memoriam to Heath Ledger. I’m on the fence.

Sike! Etta James doesn’t think she could take Beyoncé in a deathmatch after all. We call off our bookies.

Full Lil Wayne CBS interview. Eyes, still crazy. Heart, so warm.

The techno remix of Christian Bale’s rant. Hilarious!

Kanye West does Paris Fashion Week as only he can.

The fierce and the FUG in Obama-related swag.

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