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A lifelong film buff, Ethan Alter spends way too much time in movie theaters. Some of his all-time favorite flicks include Annie Hall, The Godfather Part II and A Fish Called Wanda. Least favorite? Anything with Renee Zellweger. Follow his weekly DVD and movie reviews here at Giantmag.com.

Why is Lil Wayne Laughing?

By Ethan Alter Feb 6, 2009
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Because Lil’ Wayne presented the Top Ten List on last night’s Late Show with David Letterman.

After giving Katie Couric the “crazy eye,” as our resident Lil’ Wayne expert Mary HK Choi noted last week, Wayne appeared on last night’s pre-Grammy edition of The Late Show with David Letterman to tell us his Top Ten reasons why he’s looking forward to the Grammy Awards, airing on CBS on Sunday night at 8pm.  A  clip is below and scroll down further for the full Top Ten.

“Reasons I’m Looking Forard to the Grammy Awards”

10.    By thanking family and friends on air, I can save money on my long-distance calls.

9.    In the course of the evening, I’m hoping to marry and divorce Amy Winehouse.

8.    I’m nominated in the category of “Lillest Wayne.”

7.    I get to hang with the Jonas Brothers.  Have you seen those guys?  They’re adorable.

6.    Watching Madonna ask for the senior citizen’s discount at the bar.

5.    The US Airways pilot is gonna land a plane on the stage.

4.    The green room crabcakes are in the shape of Beyonce’s booty.

3.    It’ll be more exciting than my usual Sunday night of watching “Desperate Housewives” in my underpants.

2.    In these tough times, Americans will appreciate the chance to watch a bunch of rich people kiss each other’s asses for three hours.

1.    Winners who talk too much get tased.

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  • 2-9-2009 4:57 pm

    LIL WAYNE GOES DOWN WITH PAC.YOU GOT TO LOVE HIM

  • 2-9-2009 11:48 pm

    PAC?

  • 2-10-2009 10:11 am

    Lil Wayne is cool but on the same level as Pac? HELL NOO!! Pac and Wayne? you can’t compare the two. Pac was a poet, a political soldier, and a true rider. Lil Wayne became a BG member through a**ociation, and he is pretty much a studio gangster. He makes good music and I give him props on some of his lyricks because he rarelly or never writes any thing down, but he some times get’s caught up and starts saying s**t that makes no sense, but at times is funny because he’s having fun. I respect Wayne because he knows how to talk and handle himself as a “gansta” and a grown man, but up there with Pac, no no no.

  • 2-13-2009 11:57 am

    WTF tupac lil wayne aint never spit no s**t like pac listen to the thug life album! just that one im not even gone list the others! And i am more of a biggie fan but i respect pac! lil wayne uh naw he cant even f**k j or kanye! not with lyrics!

  • 7-2-2009 4:16 am

    lil wayne…is…lil wayne…one of the greatz…simple as that…own category type status

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