The Louis Vuitton PWN

I’m probably treading into Ron Mexico territory here, but this one’s too good to pass up. Plus I’m sure Ron will light up ‘Ye so badly in his own blog that Kanye will have to hit troll eBay for a whole new set of Urkel duds. 

According to the People, the self proclaimed Louis Vuitton Don is seeking an internship at Louis Vuitton to help him better understand the fashion and design business.

Apparently this is supposed to make his streetwear line Pastelle better. Which most likely means all of the apparel with be adorned with KWs a la LV’s iconic repeating monogram print.

Plus, if you’ve seen any of the pieces he’s rocked, you already know that he’ll need more than an internship to help with that line.  

He may actually want to consider going back to college. Like Lil Wayne.

Besides, I thought Kanye’s was already a designer. I mean, he does have a sneaker line with Nike. You mean to tell me that he designed those the same way that he updates his blog? 

So, who really designed these?

Of course if Kanye does land an internship at Louis Vuitton (which he probably will), there better be someone filming that for a reality show.

(Note: MTV if I see a Kanye West/LV show - I’m sending an invoice with a one followed by a lot of zeros). 

Could you imagine that scenario?

Smug guy who sits at the front desk of LV: “Kanye, you need to do a coffee run.” 

Kanye: “Fam, I’m Kanye West fam. Fam, I have the best album out every year, fam. Fam, I can’t even spell “coffee.” Fam even when I fam, I fam fam.”

Smug guy who sits at the front desk of LV: “Bring some crepes back too.”