Because old school drunk-o Japanese salary man-loving Karaoke RULES.

Not only do I judge a book by its cover, but also I also throw my support behind the operating systems with more awesome names.

Album artwork has to pass label regulations.  Mixtapes don’t—that’s why they’re a lot better (and sometime at lot worse).

Beauty no longer has to be blinding. At least on the road.

If you’re chomping at beef that’s over 20 years old, you’re bound to get sick.

Check out my selection of Recession proof sneakers that will you keep you in style.

Now that the holiday season is put to bed, here’s a list of some the craziest sh*t that was up for grabs… (My apologies to all who actually received something from this list.)

“30 Americans” exhibit in Miami’s Rubell Family Collection, as featured in the GIANT Dec/Jan issue.

In 2008 the Golden Gate Bridge finally gets approval to install a net to catch the 2/week people who attempt to commit suicide there. But fret not traditionalists, it will be YEARS before it actually gets put in.

There was face and there was bacon. And then there was FACE BACON. And yes, you have to capitalize the whole thing in deference.

The London-based Lazarides Gallery’s “The Outsiders” group exhibit at an abandoned storefront on the Bowery.

Man does not live by kale alone. Also, PETA’s boring and spiteful.

It’s 2009. Uggs should be obsolete. The great minds can work on alternative fuel sources, the middling ones can think up a non-Ugg versatile boot situation. We cannot let the Australians win. Go!

Biggie’s back with a new T from SSUR and Barron Clairborne…

Auto Tune spoof > Real Auto Tune. See the video here.

This Diva’s flawless look is easier to get then you think.

Olafur Eliasson’s “Take Your Time” at New York’s MoMA and PS1 museum.

You know the deal. Every time a hot song drops, every emcee feels the need to add a verse or every DJ tries their hand at cutting it up. Here’s a look back at the year’s best (and a few of the worst) remixes.

We need her. Like she needs us. All of us.

Designers are going futuristic for 2009.